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- Lis: Me and my boyfriend are official too, abby. He's sitting right beside me right now.
- Me: I figured. Dear boyfriend: I hate your freakin guts.
- Lis: He may be composed of only air, but he's right here.
- Me: Not a very dense man.
- Lis: What an airhead.
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